timmy ho dropout
is it just me or is it a prerequisite at tim horton's to:
- be a complete moron
- not speak english
- have the memory capacity of a fish
loi came into work with me today. a few nights ago..she actually won something rrrrroolling up the rrrrim, it was a muffin. not a muffin shaped like a bike...or a tv...or 1 of 30 GMC Canyon's...but a plain old muffin, of my choice, so it wasn't bad at all. we go through the drive thru today to save some time...make our orders to the speakerbox and drive forward to the next window. where we find our brown clad timmy ho diva at the window.
let it be known, i have never won rolling any rims, i was about to pop my r.u.t.r.t.w cherry!!!
feeling quite excited, i hand over my winning cup with rim....only for it to be rejected!! she hands my cup back to me saying that i only have to give her the rim to redeem my prize, ok fair enough, i try and hand her the cup again asking if she could just throw the cup out for me instead? after all what am i going to do with a cup with a ripped up rim?? she gives off a fairly good roll of the eyes, she takes the cup and my $10 and sends me on my way. now wait a freakin' minute...did i just pay her $10 for my medium french vanilla and loi's medium coffee? this is my fault..i didn't ask for my change. so i turn the car around head back on into the store this time..i ain't waitin' to talk to an unhappy little tim horton's soldier again i'm waiting patiently in line until i am able to bring up my concern with the cashier. who then passes me on to what looks like the head mistress of the tim horton's drivethru clan, she listens to me complain about my over-priced coffee and runs off into the back mumbling something under her breathe. a few moments later diva ho shows up carrying out what looks like her lunch, it's 8:45 am...must be breakfast.
"i no geev u chains?"
no u did not ijit...why else would i be back in here when i could be on my way to work?
"ah yoo shoo? i don't lemember...i no geev u chains?"
now i speak, very slowly, she's obviously new..and the ESL classes aren't taking effect yet "NO, i didn't get any change. i gave you $10 for two coffees...it came out to $2.64...i...need....change" change woman! perhaps i should have said chains...she may have understood that more.
anyway..i really should not be dogging tim horton's employees. but i've had so many ill moments with this franchise that i just could not resist..
back to work. i totally should have screamed in the intercom (a reference from tim horton's fiasco #2)
- be a complete moron
- not speak english
- have the memory capacity of a fish
loi came into work with me today. a few nights ago..she actually won something rrrrroolling up the rrrrim, it was a muffin. not a muffin shaped like a bike...or a tv...or 1 of 30 GMC Canyon's...but a plain old muffin, of my choice, so it wasn't bad at all. we go through the drive thru today to save some time...make our orders to the speakerbox and drive forward to the next window. where we find our brown clad timmy ho diva at the window.
let it be known, i have never won rolling any rims, i was about to pop my r.u.t.r.t.w cherry!!!
feeling quite excited, i hand over my winning cup with rim....only for it to be rejected!! she hands my cup back to me saying that i only have to give her the rim to redeem my prize, ok fair enough, i try and hand her the cup again asking if she could just throw the cup out for me instead? after all what am i going to do with a cup with a ripped up rim?? she gives off a fairly good roll of the eyes, she takes the cup and my $10 and sends me on my way. now wait a freakin' minute...did i just pay her $10 for my medium french vanilla and loi's medium coffee? this is my fault..i didn't ask for my change. so i turn the car around head back on into the store this time..i ain't waitin' to talk to an unhappy little tim horton's soldier again i'm waiting patiently in line until i am able to bring up my concern with the cashier. who then passes me on to what looks like the head mistress of the tim horton's drivethru clan, she listens to me complain about my over-priced coffee and runs off into the back mumbling something under her breathe. a few moments later diva ho shows up carrying out what looks like her lunch, it's 8:45 am...must be breakfast.
"i no geev u chains?"
no u did not ijit...why else would i be back in here when i could be on my way to work?
"ah yoo shoo? i don't lemember...i no geev u chains?"
now i speak, very slowly, she's obviously new..and the ESL classes aren't taking effect yet "NO, i didn't get any change. i gave you $10 for two coffees...it came out to $2.64...i...need....change" change woman! perhaps i should have said chains...she may have understood that more.
anyway..i really should not be dogging tim horton's employees. but i've had so many ill moments with this franchise that i just could not resist..
back to work. i totally should have screamed in the intercom (a reference from tim horton's fiasco #2)
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