spoiled rice

i was on the way to work today. when i saw:



and then:



and did a double-take and looked again



why people why?!?! it hurts to look at some cars these days. Fast and Furious has made car lovers more furious...FASTER. it seems everyone has to fix up their cars, and dont get me wrong. a performance vehicle is a performance vehicle. but when u start seeing cars Toyota Tercels, being suped up, it makes u think twice.

i know you ALL just did a double-take there with the "Toyota Tercel" comment. and chances are u don't believe...but believe people..please believe.....



if you're on the road to being more fast and more furious, here's a few simple rules, that may prevent mafu and i from laughing when we see your car.

1. 
   STICKERS do not enhance the performance of a car. can't stress this enough. (if you look closely...my example, "PRESTIG ACURA" i am not the best at spelling, but i'm almost positive that's spelled wrong. it is KEY to get stickers, if anything, that make sense)
   
2. YELLOW does not make your car go faster. it's birght, and the right yellow can be nice, keep in mind they paint school buses yellow for a reason. but people! it does not make your car faster, or perform any better.
   
3. G-UNIT SYNDROME i like chrome, but not EVERYTHING looks good "chromed up the a$$" and not all cars look good with giovannis. if i can fix my make-up using your car as a mirror....u gotta fix that. everything in moderation.
   
4. RIMS before EXHAUST nothing is more odd looking, than a car farting down the street drawing attention to nothing. while on the topic of exhauts, exhaust TIPS and rim-like caps do not do anything either. except make the car look like it's owner just robbed a wal-mart.
   

bottom line is. if u can't go all out, and make it look good...just don't do it.