who needs a spankin?

team russia (world junior hockey) does! and canada gave it to them!

a full fledged 6 to 1-whopping 5 goal lead-have your star cry ASS SPANKIN'!

hot dog cocky bastards always get theirs in the end.

go CANADA go!

let this begin the end of hockey for the year for real this time. unless, by some freak eleventh hour decision by the players (whose side am i on? haha!) we get a half-ass season. i am prepared to not have a season and to forego a stanley cup playoff (because will it really be worth it if they have one?) but if these f#$!@s prolong it for another season i will have to personally hand them an ass whoopin'.

as a wise senator fan once started, i now finish:

Dear Hockey Gods,
please let there be a season next year. let the players pull their heads out their butts and get back to playing good ol' non-commercial hockey. bring back the crease rule. get rid of the multiple refs/linesmen.

oh and one more thing..is it a general "hockey god rule" that if there's a number 9 on a roster that they're destined to be hot? and are #24, #31 blue and white just a wonderful mistake? just a general inquiry.

i would actually just be happy to know that there will be a full season in the very near future. got it?

right. HOCKEY. NOW. PLEASE. THANKS.

amen.