i resign

to the managing staff of whom will have the priveledge of reading this first:

in contradiction with the mistreatment of employees here at your estabishment, i am respectfully giving you notice...

notice, that my ass is out of here. notice, that i don't have to deal with your idiosyncratic management policies. notice, that you might - but more likely that you WILL - be screwed once i'm gone.

in entering any situation, one hopes that no matter the outcome, something is learned. the addition of three letters to my resume is quite the asset, but none more than the lesson learned of the value of an individual employee and the impact that employee can have on the rest of a team. funny, that you should call the people you hired to work together as a "team". how often does a team feel expendable?

i regret nothing in my experience with your company, as with all things. but i do bid you farewell you sons of bitches.

sincerely,
your ex-triple letter employee

p.s- SMILE! while i take a picture of your sorry asses as i kick them on my way out.

MV.ls
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in lieu of maymays new found employment with big twin bradder. i have written her nothing but a professionally facaded resignation letter. so don't get all your underwear in a knot, thinking it's me. this move out of her professional hell, has been long over due. and now that it is a reality for her, the smiles and jokes will not end.

let the countdown begin. the tsismiss. the surfing. and let's not forget the hours upon hours of chatting on company time.

congratulations maymay!

you can read her version of the ideal resignation letter here. written simultaneously.