homeless
for the past 1...2...5..too many days, i have been without the internet. last wednesday, due to a HUGE miscommunication error (huge being the understatement of the year) rogers disconnected my family from any source of entertainment in the house. no television. no internet.
we've gone through the calls, complaints, and calls with complaints to fix this problem. i, personally have gone through both my denial stage and withdrawal stage. now, you ask? well, now i'm going just plain batty. all this, to no avail!
"you will be up and running in 24-48 hours" YOU LYING COCK-SUCKING WHORES!!! how many times do you think you can tell that to someone? especially someone who lives on the internet and is now homeless and batty because of it?
i suppose i can't really complain all that much (but that's what i do best), because throughout most of this ordeal, i have been sick at home unable to do much of anything. and today, being my first day back at work since this all started, i am at least one step ahead in internet connectivity than the rest of my family. like a crack addict, the first thing i did when i got in this morning was launch Safari, you wouldn't be able to imagine how elated i was to see the apple website load and not that stupid warning saying it couldn't locate it, and maybe i should check my internet connection..check rogers you bitches! i also checked my email (a whopping 20 per account. and not all junk either! not too shabby if i do say so myself,) checked my blogs (i could feel the high coursing it's way through my veins,) and now i'm updating my withdrawal on my own blog. go figure, all it took was me losing my mind for an update to occur. ha!
it's been a long week, and we've managed to watch and maybe even re-watch the infamous santos family dvd collection. but you know it got bad, when they agreed to play some board games with me last night. cranium last night was amazing. we definitely need more people when we play again. and i hope it's sometime in the future.
check back in 24-48 hours. i'll be up and running! grrrrr.....
we've gone through the calls, complaints, and calls with complaints to fix this problem. i, personally have gone through both my denial stage and withdrawal stage. now, you ask? well, now i'm going just plain batty. all this, to no avail!
"you will be up and running in 24-48 hours" YOU LYING COCK-SUCKING WHORES!!! how many times do you think you can tell that to someone? especially someone who lives on the internet and is now homeless and batty because of it?
i suppose i can't really complain all that much (but that's what i do best), because throughout most of this ordeal, i have been sick at home unable to do much of anything. and today, being my first day back at work since this all started, i am at least one step ahead in internet connectivity than the rest of my family. like a crack addict, the first thing i did when i got in this morning was launch Safari, you wouldn't be able to imagine how elated i was to see the apple website load and not that stupid warning saying it couldn't locate it, and maybe i should check my internet connection..check rogers you bitches! i also checked my email (a whopping 20 per account. and not all junk either! not too shabby if i do say so myself,) checked my blogs (i could feel the high coursing it's way through my veins,) and now i'm updating my withdrawal on my own blog. go figure, all it took was me losing my mind for an update to occur. ha!
it's been a long week, and we've managed to watch and maybe even re-watch the infamous santos family dvd collection. but you know it got bad, when they agreed to play some board games with me last night. cranium last night was amazing. we definitely need more people when we play again. and i hope it's sometime in the future.
check back in 24-48 hours. i'll be up and running! grrrrr.....
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