catch phrase revival

gago people need to go to jail...
gago = stupid
and yes, they need to be in jail, or at least grouped into a confining building together. if all the stupid people were in jail together that would save the rest of the non-stupid folks out there from interacting with them.
Prime Candidate: George W. Bush. (YES! i'm getting political on your ass! but that's where it's ending)

bat of sensibility
you know when someone is so "gago" that they need to be on the special bus on the way to a confining building? when it hurts so bad that u want to hit them? well why not hit them with a bat?! a BAT OF SENSIBILITY! it's the weapon of choice

this is not my finest blogging moment. but it had to be said. if you think this is about you, then u need to be in jail. or beat with a bat.

antinauseant

i'm on drugs today. really. seriously. drugs! my favorite kind too! not that i grade my drugs, but they're pink, and that makes taking them so much easier. Gravol

Caution:
MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. AVOID DRIVING A MOTOR VEHICLE OR PERFORMING TASKS REQUIRING MENTAL ALERTNESS.

alright, that clears me from blogging today. no mental alertness here!

i went to the doctor last night to figure out what's going on up there, where the wheels are supposed to be turning on a stationary axle. But, for the past week have been gyrating on a topsy turvy pivot. (please see previous entry: STOP!) alas, i have an inner-ear virus. she said that it was similar to the flu, but because the virus resides in my inner-ear it is affecting my balance. so to counter these effects, she suggests Gravol. Gravol, with the drowsiness, the NO DRIVING and NO MENTAL ALERTNESS.

i had a talk with my sister today while we were out getting my medication. how does Gravol, or any antinauseant work? they all seem to make you drowsy and pass out. is it possible that you just get so tired that u pass out and can no longer experience the dizziness? maybe. quite possible. but how is that a cure? HERE! take this medicine! it will get rid of your dizziness but will give u a whole new et of incapacitating symptoms!" riiightt, i'm jumping in my seat right now wondering where i sign up!!

anyway, the side-effects of taking Gravol are starting to kick in and i've lost my train of thought as to where this whole thing is going, but i'm at home. and will remain at home. NOT DRIVING. and having NO MENTAL ALERTNESS.

STOP!

with the spinning. and the dizziness and oh the spinning...

since monday i've been getting dizzy spells.

you know that feeling like you've just drank a gallon of alcohol, and you close your eyes and it's dark but you feel the spinning? OH PLEASE STOP WITH THE SPINNING! i've been feeling like that since monday.

i am either coming down with something, something similar to eD the pressman/songman/uke shoppin man, OR this is the longest hangover in the history of hangovers. i've never had a hangover before, so i'm thinking this is not it. or maybe some crazy alcohol god out there just clued in to the fact that i haven't had one since i started the consumption of alcohol, oh let's say under 10 years ago. and NOW! for the shits and giggles of it all, decided...

i'll give you the balance of hangovers that i owed you for those seven some odd years of drinking yourself silly!

if i knew who to shake my fist at i would totally be shaking it right now!

reality is...i'm getting sick. but i'm quite the imagineer aren't i??

easily amused

today, if i've talked to you already. you know the deal. i dont feel like writing about it here, you'd be scrolling forever about it. i really have to look into having a sepparate blog where only certain users may view. does anyone have any suggestions? anyone! really! anyone...i'm stuck.

on a completely different note...

i'm putting to rest my "jumped out of the 80s" pink and teal and purple calculator, which i inherited with my job. it has dried up press ink string and is quite testy when i want to use it. so i put in a request to get a new one.

today, i HAVE A NEW CALCULATOR. it's big, and has big buttons and a nice legible screen that i dont have to tilt to read. the best part of the new calculator? it turns on! did calculators used to do this? without the process of tilting and hoping the solar panel catches some decent light and then tilting some more so that the numbers input, and maybe just one more tilt for good measure, because i enjoy looking like my elderly grandmother who tilts just about everything to make it work?? just go on and get the hell out of here! i'm high tech now! ha ha ha...





it's not even that great of a calculator. but OH HOW IT WORKS! and that's good enough for me!

riceMAIL

yahoo. gmail. hotmail. and what other free email sites are there??

calling all filipinos!!
yehey.com

i_heart_adobo!

speaking of food...i'm hungeee

actual conversation with MijMode [10.05.04]
MijMode says:
hey doots
lawa says:
heya!
MijMode says:
how is doots?
lawa says:
i'm aight..hungeeeee
lawa says:
so hungry that the r dropped out of the word and is roaming around my stomach
lawa says:
RRRRRRRrrrRRRR

yes..that is how hungee i am.

two birds with one stone. not bad... STILL GOOD!