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man, am i at a loss for words. i'm in hobbit mode again. where i don't really want to talk to you but if i see you in person, it's going to be like verbal diarrhea.

i've written some wikkid wikkid emails though. if you were lucky enough to be the recipient of said emails..CHERISH THEM. LOVE THEM. cuz that might be the last time you'll be reading anything super funny from me in a while....which is pure lies. because if you haven't noticed already, i've managed to write 1...2...3...multiple lines of blather, i should definitly be capable of writing more multi-lined emails written with excess humor.

tomorrow is jimmy's birthday party, where there will be NO drinking (too much) and no dancing (i think) yikes! low key is good.
saturday is ma-anne's birthday party, i still haven't decided which club to go to 332? or Docks reunion? we'll see.
saturday is tita carol's birthday party in niagra...

man all these people born on the same day, different year. Good Friday babies?

blather. blather. blather.
i should end this. this is too disgraceful..update on the weekend later? yes. later.

small update, IMMENSE apologies, and CONGRATS

ok. no doubt by now, you've realized there are a few things missing on my blog. PICTURES! oh my god. thanks to rogers, and their incapability to manage large bandwidth, my rogers site is no longer in existance. so therefore i'm looking for a new place to house all my pictures. which inadvertantly, was a slight but swift kick to my ass to get my two sites up and running. if anything, designed at least by the end of the month.

so onto the second half...

• i'm apologizing to gerky, your birthday picture will be up soon.
  
• to the eyes on my blog, the site will be up soon.
  
• to marc, for putting serious overtime on you for finding a decent host.
  
• and sooner or later i will have to be apologizing to jun, for using his programming genius to build nalu-girl, it will be worth it.

and this last part, not really an apology, but a congratulations...

• [03.14.05] lehua.chris.po'liahu on their addition to the family Jaden Christopher.
  
• [03.15.05] tuya mark.selley no mo belly on their addition to my already super huge family. DEEGS! welcome to the world!
  
• [03.16.05] mayMAY say your good byes. but don't shed a tear, the world is a lot brighter and life is in gear. so gay so gay. ha ha!

i'll let you all know when the new site is up. thanks.

gosh

can you NOT talk to me?

can you NOT turn me off today?

i was going to say "if you have a penis" but really i won't discriminate, because i can also add...

can you NOT make me help incompetent employees do THEIR job, when i still have to do mine???

can you NOT be an incompetent employee?

right now his TMS is outright pissing me off. and i'll get over it, and the phase will pass. but right now, he needs to go suck a fcuk.

right now, actually all the time, she needs to go hide in a hole and never resurface.

the end.

i'm totally getting over this as i type.

i resign

to the managing staff of whom will have the priveledge of reading this first:

in contradiction with the mistreatment of employees here at your estabishment, i am respectfully giving you notice...

notice, that my ass is out of here. notice, that i don't have to deal with your idiosyncratic management policies. notice, that you might - but more likely that you WILL - be screwed once i'm gone.

in entering any situation, one hopes that no matter the outcome, something is learned. the addition of three letters to my resume is quite the asset, but none more than the lesson learned of the value of an individual employee and the impact that employee can have on the rest of a team. funny, that you should call the people you hired to work together as a "team". how often does a team feel expendable?

i regret nothing in my experience with your company, as with all things. but i do bid you farewell you sons of bitches.

sincerely,
your ex-triple letter employee

p.s- SMILE! while i take a picture of your sorry asses as i kick them on my way out.

MV.ls
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in lieu of maymays new found employment with big twin bradder. i have written her nothing but a professionally facaded resignation letter. so don't get all your underwear in a knot, thinking it's me. this move out of her professional hell, has been long over due. and now that it is a reality for her, the smiles and jokes will not end.

let the countdown begin. the tsismiss. the surfing. and let's not forget the hours upon hours of chatting on company time.

congratulations maymay!

you can read her version of the ideal resignation letter here. written simultaneously.

bad timing

REALLY REALLY bad timing.

they just finished plowing my street. it's 7:53. the started around 7:14.

and what time did i get home? 6:55. right.

horrible timing.